miercuri, 9 decembrie 2009

Plictiseala = povestiri despre vedete

Nu va povestesc de cati si ce draci am pentru ca wow-ul meu se futu. Moka. Deci nu va povestesc.

Ma uit la Dansez pentru tine in general. E my girlish thing. Inainte sa inceapa ultimul episod din sezon, eu, nestiind niciodata cat o fi ceasul, trec cu butonul telecomenzii peste protv.

Maruta. Invitata Simona Senzual. Stau secunzi intregi si ma uit la cat de buna poate fi . Blonda, imi zic, lol. Deci degeaba buna, era concluzia. Si-apoi, taifunul se dezlantui. Cica asta mica era cu unu` de 10 ani (el probabil era batran, de 10 aani cica se intovarasise cu dansul, preasupremul) care, se pare, se combina cu una bucata alta blonda de valoare 35 ani. Sau pe-acolo. Poze, tot tacamul cu blonda mare. Asta mica deschise gura sa-si apere proprietatea si spuse ca nu-i asa, ca si daca fuse, fuse scurt. Mbon, next faza blonda mai inchisa la vrasta suna pe Maruta la telefon. "Alo, Maruta, eu sunt cea. Za cea."

Si innebuni Senzuala si o facu pe Cea "baba smochinita" si toate cele. In direct. Si ii dadu lu` Maruta cu palma peste omoplati cand Maruta incerca sa medieze discutia. Si peste umeri. Si il lasa fara drept de apel vreo 10 min pana se baga publicitate.
Morala: blondele vorbesc rar, dar cand cand vorbesc, mai bine taci, chiar de esti Maruta.

Altceva voiam sa zic, si nu de wow, aia am mai zis.

Vedete la Dansez pt. tine:

Cea mai cea, Monica Columbeanu. (cum doamne sa te cheme moniCA COlumbeanu, scartaie urechilor, zic). Vedeta de 3m ciinsnoua il facu retardat pe partenerul ei intr-o emisiune anterioara. Fuse descalificata din cauze cataclismice necunoscute (pentru CACUM prea bine stim, gratiela dansa dumnezeieste atingand tavanul cu crengile-i). Iar in emisiunea de bun ramas, saracul partener se vazu nevoit sa danseze cu insasi coregrafa sa (nu ca ar fi fost un lucru rau) pen`CA Columbeanca (asa se leaga toate cuvintele, o fi semn?) nu binevoi sa se spele pe fata de dimineata. E, sa mai aud pe cineva ca pronunta cuvantul fitza fara sa-i plateasca drept de autor "divei".

Mantea. Andreea Mantea. Who the fuck is Andreea Mantea? Pai nu trebuia sa-i iasa juma` de sfarc sa ne amintim de ea? Amin!

Si acuma sa va mai zic ceva. "Va pupa Jean". Da, de la Craiova. Mi-a mancat sufletul olteanul asta, cu naturaletea-i. Si parca am vazut alta privire in ochii lui dupa 2 luni de stat in platourile de la Buftea cu alti oameni decat manelisti. Si stie si el acum ca exista alta lume. Dar poate...daca intra in ea, pierde ce are mai bun: bunul simt si modestia.

Eu una am plans gandindu-ma ca uneori sunt mai falsa decat un manelist.

Dar am promis ca nu va povestesc de wow si nu pot fi foarte sentimentala atata timp cat tehnologia imi da senzatia ca am creierul neted.

Deci, concluzia e: bv Jean, I luv u Jean, fuck wow, damn wow, me sad. Viata-i rau, viata-i curv. Wow also.

19 comentarii:

ocserver spunea...

mama draga, io din toata poliloghia am inteles doar ca pana si wow-ul se fute. e bine cand aflam vesti bune despre altii... :)))

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aaaa, vesti bune?
nu stii prin ce chinuri am trecut carevasazica :))

ocserver spunea...

im??? prin ce chinuri??? ia dezvaluie-ne chinurile? sau e treaba cu crema de corp??? :))

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Iar ma faci sa rad de una singura in fata calculatorului :)))

Deci nu mai are rost sa intristez audienta cu chinurile, ci sa screm mintea sa mai gasesc situatii, right?:))

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